The other day when I opened the freezer to retrieve some chicken breast, I discovered it was gone. No one in my flophouse seems to know where it went.
I don’t have a lot of money — in fact, I was living on my last 30 pesos, which is a little over 6 bucks USD — and I rarely buy expensive meat. But I’d had a craving for stir-fry last week and so I splurged.
I have no sympathy for poor people who steal from poor people, particularly their food. The social contract has completely evaporated and so, what’s left? Distrust and resentment.
I was plenty angry.
But, my buddy, Kate Sedgwick, came to the rescue with this stylish, obliquely pervy tupperware, replete with lock.
That sends a message, don’t you think?
It’s a Liederhosen lunchbox!